Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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