its not stalking. its research.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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