Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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