she was so not down for the gang bang
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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