I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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