hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
After tacos, we're chasing women.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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