READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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