I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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