I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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