So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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