I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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