Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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