Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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