dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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