this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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