so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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