You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It's blow job season.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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