Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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