Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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