Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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