STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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