FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
So many bounce houses so little time
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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