Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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