OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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