My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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