so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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