Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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