I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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