I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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