Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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