If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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