Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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