just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Someone came in the potted fern
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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