Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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