Sponge bath it is.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
