Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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