Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
