maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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