I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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