The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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