so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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