So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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