The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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