And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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