They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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