they need to just BURY HIM!
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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