They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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