you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
it glows. i had to have it.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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