remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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