he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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