where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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