paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i came on her dog
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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