on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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