And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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