Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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