Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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