being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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