So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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