I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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