His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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